Rize of the Fenix

When the Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb
and all the critics said that, The D was done.
The sun had set, and the chapter had closed,
but one thing no one thought about was The D would rise again...

Just like a Fenix... will fuckin' rise again.
That's right, the Fenix... will rise again.

'cause the firey heart of a champion cannot be quelched
by a failure or an embarassment no way, no.
And the critics all agreed, it was a stinky pile 'a chee-
but that does not mean that our hearts are not strong!

Just like a Fenix... we'll fuckin' rise again, aww.
That's right, the Fenix will rise again, aww.

-BOOM-

Sun shining, it's a hell of a day,
bright is back, and it's headed your way.
D's here, now we're puttin' on a show,
we'll stink it up, then we will need a window.

Out rocking, yeah we're rocking again,
Black Mamba is my personal friend!
Phil Jackson is the master of Zen,
We'll pick you up, keep you over the weekend!

-REF-

It's the RIZE of the FENIX!
It's the call of attack
And you'll know when you've seen us,
THE FUCKIN' D IS BACK!

Love makin' all the way to the top,
boots smokin' but I'm not gonna stop.
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance,
Hot-blooded, that's a lots a romance.

-REF-

It's the RIZE of the FENIX!
And we ride with the pack,
It's the magic between us,
THE FUCKIN' D IS BACK!

But, what if it's true?
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
And what will we do...
About all the fans who have The D tattoo?

They'll have them removed,
they'll have to laser off their D tattoos.
Tattoos...
They'll have to laser off The D tattoo, aw.

Wait a minute, Kage-
What's that you say?
You know it's not too late?
Yes, it is too late.
We only need one hit-
Just imagine it
We could be the shit
Too legit to quit.

One hit!
One hit!
One hit!
Yeah, we're hoping this is it!

One hit!
Top 10 hit
Top 40 hit
Top 1000 hit

I don't care, as long as we get there,
We'll start anew,
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo,
You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo.