How DYe Do And Shake Hands

How d'ye do and shake hands
Shake hands, shake hands
How d'ye do and shake hands
State your name and business!

You go through life and never know
The day when fate may bring
A situation that may prove to be embarrassing
You're face gets red
You hide your head
And wish that you could cry
But that's old fashioned
Here's a new thing you should really try