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The weather's fine
but there may be a meteor shower

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A cure's been found for good old rocket lag
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Someone left their life behind in a plastic bag

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"Spaceworkers dispute in London today.
A lightning strike by air shuttle officers led
to over two thousand passengers being
held up for up to ten hours to board flights..."

"Ten Eurotechnicians were today sentenced
by the justice computer to be banished
for life to the prison satellite Penal One
One, One..."

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Another action-filled adventure
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All the worst from the world convention

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"...Shares of Roboko Development are now
climbing to the..."
"...A very great friend of mine..."
"...Our regular scheduled programs..."
"...The latest report from the people down there..."
"...A tiny little detail..."
"...I'd like to say hello to everybody..."

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I wanna go home; I want my baby back
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I wanna go back!

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Somebody has broken out of Satellite Two
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Look very carefully
it may be you, you, you, you

"...The energy counsel today announced..."
"...The archbishop is waving to the crowds:"
"...The World Broadcasting Authority today
announced..."
"...I think that's going to be alright,
you'll have to wait and see...
I'll call you back later..."

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