Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

Mr Sandman's showing his beam
When walks into the room
Walls lean in to listen
Surf out, bank waves
Click back and forth I go
Headlights sipping bottles through a candle
Head like a steal trap

Wish I didn't
I didn't (6x)
I don't
Just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

Does your husband know the way
That the sun shine gleams from your wedding band
Does he know the way
Does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night

I will never end up like him
Behind me back I already am
Keep a calender this way you will always know
The last time you came through
Oh, Darling I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh, Darling (3x)

Tempest in a tea cup, get unique
Peroxide Princess
Shine like shark teeth
It's a sign (5x)
What if you peaked early

Does your husband know the way
That the sun shine gleams from your wedding band
Does he know the way
Does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night

Does he know the way you worship our love
Does your husband know the way
That the sun shine gleams from your wedding band
But I will never up end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calender
This way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh, Darling I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh, Darling (3x)

Does your husband know? (3x)
Does he know? (3x)

But I will never up end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calender
This way you will always know
The last time you came through
Oh, Darling I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh, Darling I know what you're going through