Mountain Town

[Stan Marsh]
There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
And some deers just went running by!
Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown!
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.

The sun is shining and the grass is green,
Under the three feet of snow, I mean.
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello!

[Townsman]
Get out of my way!

[Stan Marsh]
Even though the temperature's low,
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town!

[Dialogue]
Sharon Marsh: Well, good morning, Stan!
Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon: A movie?
Stan: Yea! It's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
Sharon: All right, all right, here you go, but be back for supper!
Stan: Thanks Mom!

[Sharon Marsh]
Oh, what a picture-perfect child!
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild.
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!
What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure, and a mind so open and pure.
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!

[Dialogue]
Stan: Dude, wake up! Kenny,come on!
Kenny: (Coming!)
Stan: Kenny! The Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Kenny: (Yeah, I wanna come, let's go!)
Ms. McCormick: Where do you think you're going?
Kenny: (To see the Terrance and Phillip movie.)
Ms. McCormick: You can't! You have to go to church!
Kenny: (But Mom, I wanna see this movie!)
Ms. McCormick: Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
Kenny: ...(Okay!)

[Stan Marsh]
You can see your breath hanging in the air.
You see homeless people, but you just don't care.
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!

[Kenny McCormick]
(Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day! And that I'm glad I can say!)

[Stan Marsh]
That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white-bread, redneck mountain town!

[Dialogue]
Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby.
Stan: Kyle! We're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie!
Kyle: Oh my God, dude!
Sheila Broflovski: Kyle, what's going on?
Kyle: Nothing! We're going ice-skating.
Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you.
Kyle: Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!
Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!
Kyle: Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

[Sheila Broflovski]
Look at those frail and fragile boys,
It really gets me down.
The world is such a rotten place,
And city life's a complete disgrace!
That's why I moved to this redneck, meshuggeneh, quiet mountain town!

[Dialogue]
Eric Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the door!
Liane Cartman: Coming, hon.
Eric: Ey! I can't see the TV!
News Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Liane: Oh, look, Eric! It's your little friends.
Ike: Fireman!
Eric: What are you guys doing here?
Eric: Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!

[Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
Off to the movies we shall go,
Where we learn everything that we know,
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete,
'Cause Terrance & Phillip are sweet!

[Eric Cartman]
Super sweet!

[Stan Marsh,Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
Thank God we live in a quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white-trash,

[Kenny McCormick]
(Kick-Ass!)

[Stan Marsh,Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
USA!

[Dialogue]
Stan: Can I have five tickets to "Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire", please?
Clerk: No!