The Pitch

Spectacular Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment

Returns are fixed at ten percent
You must agree, that's excellent
And on top of your fee...
You'll be involved artistically

So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!

Elephants! Arabians!
Indians! And courtesans!
Acrobats! And juggling bears!
Exotic girls! Fire eaters!
Muscle Men! Contortionists!
Intrigue, danger and romance!
Electric lights!
Machinery powered with electricity!

So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!

Spectacular Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment

The hills are alive with the sound of music

So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!

"Yes, but what happens in the end?"

The courtesan and zithernman
Are pulled apart by an evil plan
But in the end she hears his song
And their love is just too strong

"It's a little bit funny this feeling inside..."

So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!

Zithern player's secret song
Helps them flee the evil one
Though the tyrant rants and rails
It is all to no avail

"I am the evil maharajah! You will not escape!"
"Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!"
"No one's going to!"

So exciting!
We'll make them laugh!
We'll make them cry!
So delighting!

"And in the end should someone die?"

So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!

"Generally, I like it."