I'm a ninja (Seb's 100k Follower Video)

Wake up little Susie.
Going down the stairs.
Where am I?
Hello, bus.
To the right, to the left.
It's no one there.
Oh shit, those're fans!
I'm a ninja!
Now you see me, now you don't!
Sneak, sneak,
Sneaking through the fans.
Why can't you see me?
'Cause I'm a ninja!
'Cause I'm a ninja!
I'm behind you.
Now I'm in front of you.
I'm in the army.
Oh, hello door!
Snake.
Not anymore! Evolution!
'Cause I'm a ninja!
No one can see me.
Hello, Jeff!
'Cause I'm a ninja!
Who's behind you?
I don't know who's behind you.
Oh wait, no one's behind you.
'Cause I'm a ninja!
BANANA!