The Ugly Dance

Watch me now, I'm limpin' around
Stamping ground, like a mule
A foot, a leg
An elephant's parade.
You seem to think that I look foolish

I feel stupid when I'm dancin'
No I can't dance as cool as you
I just feel stupid when I'm dancin'
Like a psychopathic fool

Like a lemur,
A fuzzy little dreamer
I strut around with easy steps

I feel stupid when I'm dancin'
No I can't dance as cool as you
I just feel stupid when I'm dancin'
Like a psychopathic fool

(Can I be,)
A frowny clown,
A leopard in town,
I traipse around like a cow
You look at me,
Tell me to take it easy
But there's no way to stop me now

I feel stupid when I'm dancin'
Now I can dance as cool as you
I just feel stupid when I'm dancin'
Like a psychopathic fool

I feel stupid when I'm dancin'
No I can't dance as cool as you
I just feel stupid when I'm dancin'
Like a psychopathic fool